I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
(Source: bradbury-charlie, via east-coast-class)
"Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don’t care, but because they don’t."
- Unknown (via vogue-vita)
(Source: jae--lasoul, via east-coast-class)
"She’s sunny one minute then she’s pouring down rain"
- (via hefuckin)
(Source: foreverrwanderlust, via east-coast-class)
"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."
- (via iridicat)
(Source: lovel-ylesbian, via east-coast-class)